a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(via ryanvallejo)


mirrorblue-night:

anxi3tey:

toocooltobehipster:

theownerofthetruestcock:

attackonsociallife:

quibbs:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

"Stop being dead."

FUCK COLLEGE I WANNA JOIN THIS CLASS

STOP BEING DEAD, RIGHT NOW

LAST YEAR A FEW CLASSES AT MY SCHOOL DID THIS AND THEY GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

(via monangesolitaire)


fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.


sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS

(via caterwocky)


… its too early for this bullshit.

Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

(via superiorhawkguy)


cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

(via superiorhawkguy)


panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via superiorhawkguy)



jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via ryanvallejo)


sexpectinq:

new school year
new alcohol 

sexpectinq:

new school year

new alcohol 

(via tidwellcornertr)